Back when the trumpet was running for office, some person managed to snaffle the domain trumpdonald.org. And rather than do nothing with it, they made a silly little trumpet game.
But unfortunately, because this is the ever-changing internet, that page has disappeared. But luckily I found someone else had made a copy of it, and some bright spark once told me "two copies is always better than one", so I decided to make another copy here. For posterity.
So if you feel like it, go right ahead and click on this link. You might enjoy it, you might not. But at least you know I'll be here saving important parts of the internet!